wednesday. tomorrow on "special report" exclusive interview with the former attorney general bill barr on the john durham russia collusion report and what's inside. thanks for inviting us into your home tonight, that's it for this "special report," fair, balanced and still unafraid. a little allergies but still unafraid. "jesse watters primetime" starts right now. how about that 14-year-old, jesse? >> jesse: i didn't see the 14-year-old but i did see a taxi determineyed peacock behind harold ford jr.'s head. i notice these things. >> bret: see you. >> jesse: fox news alert. it only took four years but the dump report has finally dropped. and he found out what everybody already knew. the whole trump russia collusion story was a giant hoax started by democrats. the fbi knew it was a hoax. the cia knew it was a hoax and barack obama knew it was a hoax. everybody knew it was a hoax the whole time but they acted like it was real cia knew hillary

started the russia collusion story and went in and told barack obama all about it she was trying to link trump to russia to get attention off email scandal. we thought that hillary got the russians to make the story up. it turns out hillary's guy made up the pee pee tape lie. and then they just pin it on a russian. the democratic national committee had this guy, charles dolan, he goes to russia. checks into the ritz carlton and asks for a tour of the presidential suite. and then the golden shower story drops. nobody at the ritz carlton told him this. not the bellman, not the cleaning ladies, not the manager. maybe he got so drunk on vodka he forgot it actually happened to him. so the pee pee tape was hillary team's idea. what else did we find out from durham?

we found out the fbi shut down two investigations into the clintons, two separate fbi field offices said wait a second, clinton foundation is a foreign money laundering scam. we should probably look into it. but andy mccabe, you remember andy, the guy married to the clinton donor he calls everybody in and says, guys, the clinton foundation is off limits. second thing they shut down, the hillary clinton campaign was taking illegal contributions from overseas. fbi informants caught hillary's campaign saying yeah, we will take your money, we don't care, albania, morocco, just send us the checks. so he runs it up the flag poll at the fbi headquarters shut it down. no investigation intolike's foreign campaign donor. we are not going to go there we have to frame trump as a traitor instead. so john durham also found a few other funny nuggets that squeaky clean james comey couldn't wait

to spy on the trump campaign. he kept asking his underlings have we started spying yet? have we started spying yet? when can we start spying on trump? are the phones tapped yet? what a sicko. also comey's people told his people don't put anything in writing. it's only going to get us in trouble. the media loves to say you know, this is just the fbi. this is just the department of justice. but they never tell you is this the obama administration preventing investigations into hillary and green lighting fake and illegal investigations into donald trump. but barack obama gets out there and he lies to us about the whole thing. >> i guarantee that not because i give attorney general lynch a directive, that is institutionally how we have always operated. i do not talk to the attorney general about pending investigations. i do not talk to fbi directors

about pending investigations. the -- we have a strict line. and always have maintained it. i guarantee that there is no political influence in any investigation conducted by the justice department or the fbi not just in this case but in any case. >> so barack obama gets briefed by the cia director with the fbi director on pending investigations into his political opponents. and he just tells fox no? he just lies to fox. don't you ever lie to fox again. so, in one week, barack obama's vice president was taking foreign bribes right under miss nose and his justice department was illegally spying on the republican presidential nominee and shutting down investigations legitimate investigations into the democratic presidential nominee. mr. no scandals in my administration. and the media wasco lewding with the clinton campaign on how to lay out the smears.

durham says the hillary how does this draft look to you. does this look all right to you and hillary's campaign that looks good. might want to add some signing off on it. the "new york times" got pulitzers for this. they get award for fake stories and hannity gets nothing for telling the truth. he doesn't get a like a plaque or anything? not only that the biden administration obstructed the dump report. a bunch of finn agents loyal to joe biden and hillary and barack refused to cooperate with durham they wouldn't sit down with him. still hiding stuff from us. still obstructing justice. i thought you could get impeached for obstructing justice. the fbi is interfering with american elections and obstructing investigations into their actions about the election interference. now, i don't even know now who is worse, the cia or the fbi? but i do know i predicted it

usually conservatives get their hopes up when we think things are turning around. that's happened many times, you know, it's always the case where, you know, this is just about to happen and it doesn't or hillary is about to get indicted and it doesn't happen. is this going to be one of those times again where you point a prosecutor durham, great reputation but it turns out no one gets punished? meanwhile the fbi and the cia obama cia is on on it the fbi is on in on it hillary starts it. they illegally spy on campaign. fabricate evidence to get warrants and then they do two year investigation to cover up to try to impeach him, but the worst part is this atlanta, same

thing. cia and fbi even cnn says this is bad. >> regardless the report is here and dropped. might not produced everything of what the republicans hoped for it is regardless devastating to the fbi and to a degree it does exonerate donald trump. >> jesse: it's like cnn just found out that crooked is crooked. but msnbc took a look at this report, they read it, and their conclusion was, yes, trump colluded with russia. >> this was trying to say that there's a big there there when, you know, there is no there there. russia interfered in the 2016 election. they are continuing to interfere. there are people who have gone to jail who were rightly found guilty. and what you have with john durham is, look, it's a big fat nothing and it reminds me of sort of weaponization hearings that are going on where there also is -- they are just falling

flat on their case because there is no there there. >> jesse: a lot of big fat nothings piling up. biden's foreign bribes, spying on trump, framing him a lot of big fat nothings. that was the guy mueller had run the special counsel's office because mueller was tooled. that was the guy who destroyed his cell phone when the special counsel investigation was over. but, after today, the media doesn't care. they think, yeah, we cheated but you didn't catch us. you didn't put any of our people in jail. we put your people in jail that's the basic argument. justice department. so we win you lose. josh hawley, the member of the judiciary committee. what are we going to do now? are we going to do another report, senator? >> there needs to be a lot more

than reports, jesse. people need to be prosecuted for this. the clinton campaign and hillary clinton herself is it any coincidence that she is tweeting about collusion at exactly the same time her campaign operatives are feeding this b.s. to the fbi? i don't think so. there needs to be consequences for her and also the fbi. fbi leadership has clearly got to be changed. jesse i'm of the mind we need end the fbi as we know it. it needs to be broken up. clearly, it has become corrupt leadership is corrupt. talk to fbi agents in the field. i was doing in this past week. great folks in my home state. all over the place. but they are not served by this leadership. this leadership has become totally radically politicized and we have got to change it. >> jesse: i will tell you what we have got to do. if a republican gets in there they have to investigate the clinton foundation. they have to investigate the foreign money flowing into the clinton campaign. they have to investigate the foreign bribes going into the biden family.

or are we just going to say okay. you know what? it's even. we're in the white house now let's play fair. is that what republicans are going to do? we got to be justice. justice has to be served. you can't interfere in a presidential election without consequences. at least you used to be able to in america. that's what happened here. one political party, the democrats tried to use the fbi to rig a presidential election and just about got away with it. they succeeded in getting the fbi to intervene. they succeeded in getting the fbi to lie to a court to get wiretaps. they succeeded in getting a presidential campaign, donald trump's campaign spied on. i mean, it's amazing that there is something like this in american history i don't know what it is. that's why i say there needs to be prosecutions. there needs to be accountability. and the fbi has got to be overhauled now top to bottom. it's got to be completely reformed. it cannot go on like it is. >> jesse: what did you think when you saw barack obama tell fox we don't do anything

corrupt? i don't know about pending investigations. i don't even talk to people about pending. meanwhile you have durham say he was briefed on the whole thing while it was happening wilson more example of democrats and political class in washington saying anything they want. telling any lie they want to try to maintain their power. he knew he knew. obama knew that hillary was trying to frame trump essentially. he knew that they were cooking this up and trying to weaponize the fbi and he knew it was succeeding and he went out and lied about it. all these people lied about it. >> jesse: is he acting like he is not a part. obama is acting like he is not a part of the obama administration. it was his justice department. >> yeah, exactly. >> it was his justice department. it was his cia. like biden all of a sudden has no connection to the biden family. everybody can bribe the biden family and it has nothing to do with joe biden. are we getting to the point now, senator, where the fbi and the cia are just more powerful than

the american democracy? i think they were definitefully that danger zone. we have to change the fbi it. not go on like that. when can you interfere in a presidential election like this. when can you wiretap an opponent's campaign. when you can lie to a court. let's not forget that the fbi lied repeatedly to a secret court continue to get wiretaps on trump and his associates, their campaign, when you can do that, yes, that is a threat to american democracy threat to the american people. ask yourself who is really in charge here. this is why we have got to reform the fbi. break it up it. cannot go on as it is. it is a threat to our democracy and will of the people. the other point i would make, jesse, is some of these people who did it with hillary hillary clinton are in government now jake sullivan national security adviser he is in government now e cooked this up with clinton. there needs to be repercussion cushions for that. >> jesse: we are going to look

for john durham to testify at some point live on capitol hill soon. senator, thank you so much. >> thank you. >> jesse: well, "primetime" did an investigation into joe biden's fake bike riding press conference. also we got ahold of michelle obama's fruit juice. ♪ do you know that every load of laundry could be worth as much as $300? really? and your clothes just keep getting more damaged the more times you wash them. downy protects fibers, doing more than detergent alone. see? this one looks brand new. saves me money? i'm starting to like downy. downy saves loads.

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that? >> i think he did it because danny has always had the focus of helping people. it's part of the reason that inspired him to become a marine, to serve his country to serve his fellow man. when he went into that train, his only motivation was to help. his motivation to help save those passengers from somebody who was clearly an imminent threat. >> jesse: i was scheduled to interview the lawyer for the dead homeless man's family tonight. donte mills was the lawyer's name. donte was excited to come on "primetime" and talk about his case. i was excited to listen to donte. but then something happened to donte. a big-time hollywood p.r. firm got involved. apparently this p.r. firm, the a we have zoo group told donte mills to come on fox. don't talk to jesse watters. this hollywood p.p.r. firm done work for disney, netflix for "saturday night live." why does a lawyer need a hollywood p.r. team and why is

that hollywood p.r. team telling donte not to talk to watters? this tells me this tragedy for the left is a story hollywood p.r. firm the stories stay that way. just like they say never let the facts get in the way of a good story. it's clear this tragedy has been turned completely political. look who charged the marine? alvin bragg, the say game that arrested trump. this isn't about jordan neely or his family. this isn't about making the streets safer. this isn't about passing legislation to treat the mentally ill. this is just another way for democrats to campaign through show trials object thing better than a trump show trial is a racial show trial. joe wants a repeat for 2024. he is the president of the united states telling graduates

of howard university, the most prestigious black college in the country that they're the victims of white supremacy. >> the most dangerous terrorist threat to our homeland is white supremacy. i'm not saying this because i'm at a black hbcu. i say it wherever i go. >> jesse: dana loesch is a nationally syndicated radio host. dana, why do you think a hoity-toity hollywood p.r. firm is now in control of this entire marine chokehold trial? s that really amazing, jesse. where was this attention to jordan neely when he was getting 44 priors? where was this attention to jordan neely previously when he was known to be homeless and known to be hungry or known to be in need of something? it's really odd to me how all of these people show up to honor the memory of a man whose life they apparently didn't care enough about to show up when he

needed them the most. that's the question that i have for all of these people including this law firm. you have these policies in new york city. you have prosecutors like alvin bragg, jesse, who create this recidivism. their restorative justice is part of the rot of the justice system that creates this situation. this individual, jordan neely was apparently well-known enough to regular commuters that he had a reddit thread and they were warning people on reddit about the danger this guy posed before any of this happened. to get mad as someone like daniel penny by the way the "new york post" a 66-year-old woman who did not want to be identified. she said she thanked daniel penny for doing what he did because people were afraid. he sat there and didn't do anything for the longest time until neely started threatening the lives of other passengers and then he felt compelled along with others to step up. so we have to ask this question. why are we not doing anything about the policies that create situations in which people like

daniel penny feel the need to stand up? where was this p.r. firm for all of the victims of jordan neely? for the 67-year-old woman who got punched in the face or the people that he tried reportedly push onto the train tracks? where was the p.r. firm for those people? where was the p.r. firm for jose alba? where was the p.r. firm for thomas bailey killed intervening to save a cop. they only show up with they can wring some money out of the racial hustle. that he was the only time these people show up. they get paid to divide america. it is shameful. shame on them. >> jesse: shame on alvin bragg because bragg's prosecutors let this guy out on a sweetheart deal where he knocks a woman's nose broken, shatters her eye socket and he gets to go to rehab instead of prison. he checks out of rehab in like 1 days and then exposes himself on the suckway to homeless advocate to says you know what in guy on

the top 50 list of deranged homeless people is a danger to himself and other people and what do you know a week later this happens, dana? one last point. compare what is happening with this case and daniel penny and kim gardner. sorrows backed prosecutor. look at the last act of service to my hometown. you have two people who opened fire in daylight at ci cinco de mayo parade. on camera pulling their guns out. on camera shooting people. they shot and injured two people. gardner is not bringing charges against them, jesse. the same city that charged mccoal skis for defending themselves. they are not bringing charges against these two because she says evidence does not exist. self-defense is on trial with the daniel penny case end of. >> jesse: it sure is. that's why donations are flooding in to his defense fund. thank you so much, dana. so, the spill sp>> what is the e

you ever done for your mom. >> i think just to exist.

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[shouting. >> whether tough questions trying or shoes flying. sometimes the briefing room is hostile. remember how hostile it was with trump? >> i spoken to hundreds of people across the country last two weeks who say they still can't get tested and they aren't social distancing. >> wait a minute, wait a minute. >> excuse me, excuse me. i know your question. you ready? the governors, the governors are supposed to do testing. i told him when they put this guy here it's nothing but trouble is he a show boat. if you keep talking to. >> i'm trying to ask. >> i will leave and can you have it out with the rest of these people. >> jesse: everything changed when joe became president. you never hear from him. so we do expect reporters to ask questions that we want to get asked when we get a shot. like this weekend. biden was riding his little like around delaware his little helmet and did he something he never does. he actually took questions from

reporter no, cheat sheets which we could see. no binders, one on one with the big guy. you get to ask the the president of the united states anything you. they have been begging the president to talk to them. talk to me, talk to me. you would think they would have some really sharp questions lined up. no. we got this. >> was it a nice mother's day? >> it was. >> what did you do for the first lady? >> since she is not my mom, i got. >> geraldo: favorite thing an or kid for a wrist corsage and my daughter came down. she is with us now. and she brought some things for her monthly. >> jesse: biden's mother has been passed away for a while. why are they asking him about mother's day? he is a guy. and this is how was your mother's day? not even father's day. come on. you have to do better than that. it didn't get better. no one asked a good question. listen to this one.

>> do you think you will be able to leave for the g-7? >> that's my plan as it stands now. >> looking forward to your trip on wednesday? >> i am. i hope it -- hopefully everyone will make it. >> jesse: the g-7? are you looking forward to the g-7? who cares? what are they talking about? how do you feel? and then they ask about this election in turkey because that's what americans have been clamoring to know about the turkish elections. well, it turns out biden has no clue. >> do you have any comment on the turkish election it looks like there might be a dispute with erdogan. >> oh, is that right? i didn't get any results. >> the party are claiming they are leading and the state media are saying erdogan. >> sounds familiar, doesn't it? no. look, i just hope it goes -- whoever wins wins. >> jesse: our fbi and cia got caught monkeying around with our

elections and our press is asking about the turkish elections? whoever wins wins? that's biden's answer? brilliant. the entire interaction was humiliating. they couldn't ask anything about anything. >> mr. president, when is the debt meeting, the leaders? >> in about 10 minutes. >> seriously? >> you are holding it up. >> is it actually, hang, sir. >> we are working on it right now. >> will it be on tuesday? it's been reported it will be tuesday. >> i think so. >> do you have an update how talks have gone this weekend, sir. >> i have. >> can you share that with us. >> no. >> what is your level of omnipotent michelle about it? >> sharing it, isn't it? >> asking the president about scheduling. when is the meeting? is it tuesday? is it wednesday? we heard it's monday? what can you tell us about when the meeting is because we said it was tuesday. are we right?

what a waste of time. these journalists are talking to the president of the united states. and that's what they came up with? what about the millions china bribed his family with whack the what about the border? they actually asked about the border. >> how do you think things are going at the border, sir? >> much better than -- much better than y'all expected. ha ha ha ha. >> do you have any plans to visit the border. >> no, i think -- pardon me? >> do you have any plans to visit the border. >> not in the near term, no. no. it would just be disruptive. >> are you confident that the have peaked that they will continue to go down. >> think have gone down. my hope it will continue to go down. we have a lot more work to do. >> the border is doing better than expected. what the hell is he talking about? there are so many illegals coming not country americans are getting kicked out of hotels here in new york so we can put more migrants in them. the border patrol is catching 10,000 illegals a day things are

out of control. no one says biden? what the hell happened down there. the app. didn't work that you said was going to work. had you two years to prepare? what did you do to the border? they don't even ask him that? how do you think things are going, sir, like he has nothing to do with the border. but like jonathan turley said in an op-ed over the weekend? this is state run media. this is how the press acts in russia, haw they act in china. joe biden is about as untouch being as a dictator when the press does this. let's bring in charlie hurt. he a "washington times" opinion editor and fox news contributor. charlie, how was your mother's day? [laughter] >> it's truly amazing, jesse. this is -- but it's such a perfect example of just how protected this guy is? he doesn't give a press conference for however long he can't answer serious questions

from serious reporters. they wait until a holiday weekend when he goes off on vacation for another beach weekend with the baby-sitting crew third string from holiday weekend. and then they throw a pop quiz. i guarantee you this third string crowd that was asking these questions, they didn't even know until about 20 minutes before and they are in the pool van riding to this little intersection where he fell off his bike the last time. and they are like, firing off with their thumbs calling the a.-team and calling their editors oh crap, what do we ask the guy? we have no idea what to ask him. and these are the stupid questions that they came up with. and the how was your mother's day? that person -- they never reached their editor or the normal white house reporter. the only decent question was asking about the border. and as you point out, you know, i mean, it's funny and we are laughing about it.

but this is a gravely serious thing where he has taken the entire border and handed it over to the drug cartels. the human smuggling war lords? and we're looking at a half million illegals coming across the border every week, every year now? and he is just sort of laughing about it and saying oh, it's a lot better than y'all thought it was. like the press has been giving him a hard time about this? this is how protected the guy is. >> jesse: yeah. these are probably 27-year-old people that have no world experience never traveled outside of the united states maybe aruba and they are scared out of their minds. they think they probably got the biggest scoop in the world. did you hear what he said about mother's day? charlie, this is terrifying. and our country is going to hell when we have a press like this. >> agreed. and but this is, you know, but

this is what you get -- this is what worries me about the basement strategy. when you are in the white house, the basement strategy works even better because you can pull tricks like this. >> jesse: i know. yeah. he didn't even seem out of breath when he pulled up. i am not even sure how far he was riding the bike. >> at least he didn't fall over. >> jesse: that's how low the bar is at least he didn't fall. thank you so much. we have got to governmental good to see you. >> jesse: coming up. we give michelle obama's sugary juice a taste test. miller lite is now apologizing for putting pretty girls in their commercials. ♪

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>> jesse: remember in the "sports illustrated" swimsuit meant something? it was a big event. kids would line up waiting for it to come in the mail. go in a 7-eleven. not me, i was much more civilized. it launched kate upton's career made tyra banks a legend. those years are gone. this year "sports illustrated" put a transgender on the model. kim petras born a man and

removed it at 17. remember when people got upset when "sports illustrated" put a plussed size model on the cover? this year, hold my beer. we're putting a transgender model on the cover. speaking of beer. do you remember commercials like these? >> ♪ quarterbacks eating dirt ♪ pompoms and short skirts ♪ fans who won't quit >> jesse: it was simple. men like beer, men like women in bikinis. men like those commercials and then they bought the beer. everybody wins. but now the beer industry feels the need to apologize. they want you to feel bad for liking twins. there's a recent commercial for miller lite. >> look at this [bleep] wild. it's time beer made it up to

women. today miller lite is on a mission not clean up their [bleep] but the whole beer industry. miller lite has been scouring and buying it back so we can turn it into good [bleep] for women brewers. come compost. push it out beautiful fertilizer. that good [bleep] helps farmers grow quality hops. there is definitely more [bleep] out there in the attic garage, in the basement. send what you got to miller lite and they will turn that to [bleep] too. >> jesse: those commercials were bad and you are bad for liking them. i mean, i don't care who brews my beer, mexicans, women, germans, trans, pour it down my throat and stop preaching to me. we got jimmy failla here. i knew it was i didn't meany. first of all, you want to start with the beer and then we will get to the trans model. >> yeah, we should. the irony of that beer campaign is we drink beer to get away from women like that who lecture

you about t patriarchy. the person who should be fired is not the person who green lit that commercial. not the person who didn't have the good sense to delete in the last month while the dylan mulvaney. >> jesse: why are we having a apology from the beer industry about everything that was good about beer. >> that's the point. used to live in the saying the customer is always right. now the customer is always a racist trans phone. here the marketing beer drinkers are people. okay? they are a bacon and egg crowd and they keep selling them avocado toast. they don't want the pretentious avocado toast of diversification and inclusivity. they want beer. >> jesse: not that there is anything wrongs with avocado toast. i had some this morning. transgender model. >> that was a stunner. guy interviewed about this kids my son's that i think are 14.

they get a lot of mileage out of a swimsuit issue. you and i are clearly reading it for the articles at this point. last year when the "sports illustrated" issue came my son was in the bathroom so long we had to take the hinges off the door. >> so tell me what you think about this? i saw this -- oh, she is pretty. well, this is -- does that make me -- >> not necessarily. you might like a good surprise party maybe there is a message in there this one doesn't beer mow the way athletic competition does. she doesn't have a biological advantage. where it bothers me is the consumer again wasn't asking for this. no one -- none of the perverts sitting around for the swimsuit edition come out. >> jesse: guys drinking miller lite on the couch not asking for transgender model. >> you know who is reading the swimsuit edition the guys who used to drink bud light. >> jesse: a lot of guys in the bathroom with this edition doing things that they might need more information about. this is false advertising. >> is it ever?

>> we got to run. we got our hands on michelle obama's fruit juice. they call it plezy. got some here. we told you about this a couple weeks ago. michelle came out with own brand of fruit juice to sell the kids. she says it's healthy. full of sugar and stuff we can't even pronounce. fruit juice is like one of the worst things for you. like liquid cigarettes for kids. but michelle, she has to make more money than barack. she is a fruit juice tycoon and has wall street backing plezy big time. all michelle has to be is the pitch woman. everybody gets rich. and she just hired a new ceo for her fruit juice company? leah did you know more. and leah has a lot of experience selling junk foods to kids. she wes the head of m&m's marketing before teaming one michelle. michelle hired someone who is a pro-selling candy to kids to helping sell sugar water to kids. welcome to the billionaire's club. take a look what's in this thing. so, if you read the back and you

have too squint because they make this thing really hard to read. there's something in here called zinc oxide. now, isn't that stuff lifeguards put on their nose if they get sun burned? acid sodium citrate magnesium lactate. natural flavors. what's a natural flavor. >> that's the scam of it, okay? if she was worried about your health. she would sell you water. we know that here we go. it's underwhelming like this is kind of a fruit punch minus the joy. >> jesse: like knocking off mott's remember mott's? you know how you get a fake coach bag on canal street fake from obama? >> fake coach bag of fruit juices. >> still get diabetes won't have fun along the way still filled with sugar. >> jesse: "sports illustrated"

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while you spent weekend with your mom we sent johnny asks to about their moms. >> mother's day's here what did you get her. >> necklace as. >> flowers, roses fruits and maybe a tropical vacation one day. >> something with mickey mouse. >> so she likes to go woke. >> yeah. >> tell me about your mother. >> a beautiful lady who sometimes drives me crazy. >> she let me move back this like four or five times. >> tries make my boyfriends as uncomfortable as possible. >> what's the best piece of advice your mother ever gave

you? >> manja? >> she told me that i have to be a good girl. >> don't do drugs. >> just say no. >> if you don't know what to do then don't do anything at all. >> we should tell joe biden that. ♪ >> our moms do everything for us. what is the nicest thing you've ever done to for your mom. >> i think a trip. >> planned a trip. >> but she paid for it. >> yes. >> laundry. >> i try and let her dogs out. >> who let the dogs out ♪ >> moms say they know everything what's one thing your mom doesn't know about you. >> i can't tell you we're on the news. >> oh, my gosh i can't say that on television. >> i sell a lot of drugs legally. >> did a lot of mushrooms and broke into a water park one day. >> really worried about those american guys. >> keep the american boys from

her. >> my secret. >> i'm a very good kid there's nothing i would hide from her. >> that's a lie. ♪ >> if you had to pick a celebrity that your mom reminded you of, who would it be? >> hillary clinton. >> does she lose a lot? [laughter]. >> mariah carrie because my mom likes to sing. >> shakira maybe. >> my mom's cue. >> not like a regular mom, i'm a cool mom. >> jesse watters, his mom loves to text him. what's the last thing your mom texted you. >> can i get the car. >> be safe and keep in touch. >> i love you. >> you love me? >> you, no. >> oh, your mom. oh, your mom. >> but maybe. i will love you maybe. a day. >> don't tell your mother. ♪ >> on mother's day what do you want to thank your mom for? >> just being by my side. >> where is she? >> where's mom? mom -- is she here?

>> letting me use her car, letting me stay where [bleep]. >> sorry. >> watch your mouth. >> one time she made me a sandwich. >> i love her and really appreciate her. >> thank you for giving birth to me and thank you for your love. ♪ >> jesse: wait a second, timeout. are we paying johnny to get girls numbers in the park? what was that? happy mother's day, mom. i love you so much. sorry to disappoint you with my crazy political rantings. and happy mother's day to emma, too. there you go. i know i never disappoint emma. time for texts. >> ralph from florida, the sad part is that absolutely nothing will happen to the clintons, the obamas, the fbi or any of the democrats involved until the durham report. >> john from la grange texas, jesse i've been waiting a while to ask you an important

question. how was your mother's day. of all of the things could you ask watters, why -- i see what you did there. >> haze jesse sorry about your sixers, you've got to finish, as they say, there's always next year. >> you do got to finish. i would agree with that. thanks for bringing that up, though. now i'm not doing the signoff. will cain's up next. just going to go like this. ♪ >> hello and welcome to fox news tonight. i'm will cain. the advice i've gotten as i sit down in this seat tonight is to smile and be myself. ly be myself, i make you that promise. i can't be anything but myself and as part of that i commit to telling you the truth. but i'm going to find it hard tonight to smile. because this is a night where it's confirmed that the fbi worked to rig the outcome of an american presidential election. look, we already knew that